hey ben, i was wondering if you could tell me who got swept

Happy Birthday Ted!!!!

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Domo arigato, mr. roboto,
Domo arigato, mr. roboto,
Thank you very much, mr. roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, mr. roboto
For helping me escape to where i needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you

Since you're all so cool, i know you want to help me out by signing up. I'll like you a lot more if you help me and you might be able to get some money out of me. No, you WILL get some money if you help me out and i get this thing!

Get ready ted, Pink Floyd is coming back one last time. Pink Floyd to Reunite for Live 8 Concert.

"If God didn't want me to wear this shirt, he wouldn't have made them rock so hard"

Easily the best conversation i've ever had:

Blondie: If you don't leave i'm going to call the cops

Me: Ok, i didn't break any law

Blondie: I saw you come in here speeding, i was sitting right there.

Me: i wasn't speeding. you have no proof. (i was going between 35 and 40 in a 20)

Blondie: I'm a trained observer.

Me: Are you fucking serious?

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Thats right I'm done.
Who won't be going to sleep? ME!
Thats right, it's 4:50 and i'm not even going to try to sleep for an hour.

I like Baptists so much more!!!


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