rant
1.) If Shugri and Pierre don't wash their dishes by tomorrow, I will not be responsible for my actions.
2.) I hate it when people stand in doorways and talk to their friends. MOVE OVER! Some of us like to use doorways for their intended purpose - unobstructed egress. I feel like there should be a constitutional ban (or statute, for you Brits) on standing idiotically in the middle of a doorway while people are trying to get through. I'd citizen-arrest half this fucking Uni.
3.) Let me write my seminar paper for you right now:
Brits are fat. Americans are fatter. Americans are really fat because we drive everywhere and eat too much rubbish. Brits are pretty fat because they eat too much rubbish and drive almost everywhere, but they're not as fat as Americans because they still do more walking and do not snack as much. The whole western world has gone obese. Stop blaming the Americans. If you don't want McDonalds in your country, STOP EATING THERE.
4.) I hate people who eat Doritos in public almost as much as I hate people who stand in the middle of doorways like idiots. Maddox was absolutely right when he said that "there is nothing more disgusting than the sight, smell and sound of someone eating Doritos." People, it's GROSS. Seriously! I don't want to see you get that powdery red shit all over your face, shirt and fingers and I DEFINITELY don't want to see you lick it off those three places when you are done. Doritos should be eaten in the privacy of your own home or in the presence of friends who are close enough to you to tolerate it. There are only two places in which I EVER eat Doritos:
a. My basement, with the lights off and the music loud so no one has to hear me
b. Kathleen's den during a late-night session of Dating Game viewing. I feel close enough to Kat and co. to do this.
I want everyone who doesn't agree with me to pull out a big-ass legal pad and write down the following statement 5 million times: I WILL NOT EAT DORITOS WHILE USING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. I WILL ALSO CUT MY MULLET.
5.) I've a tenner for anyone who has a paper on ink4a/alf tumor suppression to sell me.
6.) Quotage:
Most other animals don't drive cars.
--Dr George Duncan
The moral of the story is you shouldn't make Canadian geese into manifestations of your deceased friends. Sometimes they're just geese.
--Kathleen's livejournal zadgea6
2.) I hate it when people stand in doorways and talk to their friends. MOVE OVER! Some of us like to use doorways for their intended purpose - unobstructed egress. I feel like there should be a constitutional ban (or statute, for you Brits) on standing idiotically in the middle of a doorway while people are trying to get through. I'd citizen-arrest half this fucking Uni.
3.) Let me write my seminar paper for you right now:
Brits are fat. Americans are fatter. Americans are really fat because we drive everywhere and eat too much rubbish. Brits are pretty fat because they eat too much rubbish and drive almost everywhere, but they're not as fat as Americans because they still do more walking and do not snack as much. The whole western world has gone obese. Stop blaming the Americans. If you don't want McDonalds in your country, STOP EATING THERE.
4.) I hate people who eat Doritos in public almost as much as I hate people who stand in the middle of doorways like idiots. Maddox was absolutely right when he said that "there is nothing more disgusting than the sight, smell and sound of someone eating Doritos." People, it's GROSS. Seriously! I don't want to see you get that powdery red shit all over your face, shirt and fingers and I DEFINITELY don't want to see you lick it off those three places when you are done. Doritos should be eaten in the privacy of your own home or in the presence of friends who are close enough to you to tolerate it. There are only two places in which I EVER eat Doritos:
a. My basement, with the lights off and the music loud so no one has to hear me
b. Kathleen's den during a late-night session of Dating Game viewing. I feel close enough to Kat and co. to do this.
I want everyone who doesn't agree with me to pull out a big-ass legal pad and write down the following statement 5 million times: I WILL NOT EAT DORITOS WHILE USING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. I WILL ALSO CUT MY MULLET.
5.) I've a tenner for anyone who has a paper on ink4a/alf tumor suppression to sell me.
6.) Quotage:
Most other animals don't drive cars.
--Dr George Duncan
The moral of the story is you shouldn't make Canadian geese into manifestations of your deceased friends. Sometimes they're just geese.
--Kathleen's livejournal zadgea6