OWL: To Gawain Robards
Date: 15 November 1999
Characters: Rita Skeeter, Gawain Robards
Location: Respective Locations
Status: Private
Summary: Rita sends birthday wishes.
Completion: Incomplete
Dear Gawain,
It seems that this time last year, there was a party celebrating your fiftieth birthday. Through my astonishing powers of journalistic deduction, I have come to the conclusion that it is once again your birthday, and that you are perhaps a year older.
To that end, have a very happy birthday. I hope the criminals take a day off in your honour.
Please enjoy this offering of kitsch with your morning meal.
Yours,
Rita
Enclosed: A silly little puffin toast rack
Characters: Rita Skeeter, Gawain Robards
Location: Respective Locations
Status: Private
Summary: Rita sends birthday wishes.
Completion: Incomplete
Dear Gawain,
It seems that this time last year, there was a party celebrating your fiftieth birthday. Through my astonishing powers of journalistic deduction, I have come to the conclusion that it is once again your birthday, and that you are perhaps a year older.
To that end, have a very happy birthday. I hope the criminals take a day off in your honour.
Please enjoy this offering of kitsch with your morning meal.
Yours,
Rita
Enclosed: A silly little puffin toast rack