me and my fifty cats
so after a long discussion at lunch today, it was determined that i am unlovable. *tear* i guess that means i'll be one of those eccentric old spinsters living in a big, rickety house with 50 cats.
but i'm too stubborn to accept pity. so dont send me any. instead, send chocolate. or money!
kathleen has started to make me sad. i seriously think i'm being singled out because i'm (a) Texan and (b) a business student. apparently, adding those two together = super-conservative. and she dislikes all things conservative. i wont waste your time complaining about it, though, because you dont care. and it'll just upset me more.
in other news, i've gathered some funny professor quotes for you to enjoy:
"you've actually done health-care in cuba, you communist!" -bart hamilton
"i have absolutely no idea if what he's saying is true, but it sounds nice." -kathleen drury
"well, mark kicked the bucket, so we got rid of some old assets!" -mark soczek
but i'm too stubborn to accept pity. so dont send me any. instead, send chocolate. or money!
kathleen has started to make me sad. i seriously think i'm being singled out because i'm (a) Texan and (b) a business student. apparently, adding those two together = super-conservative. and she dislikes all things conservative. i wont waste your time complaining about it, though, because you dont care. and it'll just upset me more.
in other news, i've gathered some funny professor quotes for you to enjoy:
"you've actually done health-care in cuba, you communist!" -bart hamilton
"i have absolutely no idea if what he's saying is true, but it sounds nice." -kathleen drury
"well, mark kicked the bucket, so we got rid of some old assets!" -mark soczek