My Mom is Cute.

[rmadman]

ME: *digging through my backpack before work, coming across an old H1N1 application full of personal info*
MOM: *enters the room*
ME: Hey, Mom, could you shred this for me?
MOM: Sure. *takes application, goes upstairs*
ME: *finishes getting ready for work*
MOM: *returns* Here you are, sunshine. *hands me a ball of shredded paper*
ME: Uh.. what's this?
MOM: You asked me to shred that thing for you.
ME: Oh! Um.. thank you, but I don't need it any more.
MOM: Oh, ok. I'll throw it out then.