I'm always finding new ways to disgust myself.

[rly]

Two large shakes from McDonald's in one day is a horrible, horrible idea. The second one (which I just had) took half an hour to finish. I was on the phone most of that time too, but still. I don't think it could have taken any less time if it were all I was doing. Disgusting.

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I'm always finding new ways to bitch you out.

[kthx]

What in the hell compells some guy to go up to a McDonalds counter and, with nobody else around him, order that? Do they give you that "hahaha you're obviously trying to eat something stupid" smile?

We once did a competition to find the most fattening thing ever that didn't require a huge appetite to eat and McDonalds shakes won (second place was Hostess filling pies.) That stuff might as well be weight-gain (through flab) formula, and you just drank a half gallon. >_<

According to McD's, that's more than your entire day's worth of calories, a day and a half's worth of saturated fat, and 36 hour's worth of carbs. So just don't eat anything for two days now while doing lots of exercise and you should be relatively fine. :P

Truth be told, one vacation I did order that much milkshake (not the McDonald's super-fatso kind, though) and wound up with the shits the next day for it. Expect to be hating your ass in a few hours.