So thanks to such awesome authors as bitchandjerk, cherryscott, and ze_pink_lady, I'm going to spend the next 4 hours reading new fic instead of doing long-overdue homework and studying for finals.

But I'm okay with it, because it means new Samcakes, Mikey, and Easy to Say (Harder to Feel).

And yes, I'm totally pimping those out right now.

I think I need to stop reading fan fiction. It tends to make me a little depressed.

I thought of this at work today while eating breakfast (donut holes, if you wanted to know), and it's probably been done before, but here goes:

Smut-fic, any fandom, any pairing (if you know me, you know my preferences, but that's not required). Use as many food metaphors as possibleFor some reason, I just think that would be hilarious to read ( Read more... )