Since I'm not driving anywhere to close this house YET...
Here's an update. So far I've been trying to make calls about getting the house closing underway. Here's how they went so far. I'll probably update this post later.
8:19am - calling about closing cost.
BOA Lady : "Hi, I'm sorry we cant come to the phone right now, plz leave msg k thx bi! ^.^ OH, here's a fax number in case u want! xxx xxxx!"
Mullet: Hi BOA Lady, I got your call on Friday a bit late, so I'm calling back. Am trying to find out about weither we owe 9500gold or 8400silver. Iz important u call us back plz. TTYL.
8:40am - calling Lawyerlady2's direct line about closing time.
Lawyerlady2: "Hi! I'm not at mah desk right now, I'll call back tho! L8r!"
Mullet: Hi Lawyerlady2, am calling to find out when to meet and if you have papers yet? Plz call back.
8:41am - calling Lawyerlady's main office number for better service.
TheTalltaleSalmon: "HI! We're not open right now, but our office hrs are 8:30am to.. well it doesnt matter when we close, we should be open now right? HAHAHAHA N00B!!!"
9:33 am - On the way home from dropping Kelly off at an interview. Answered my phone JUST when the phone decides' ya know what? fuck you, you missed the call!'
Lawyerlady2: "Hi Mullet! Ya, we're open now! Swing by whenever u want to drop off your closing cost! We have papers to sign for you and teh Shocky! TTYL Q-T ^_~ "
9:36am - Still on the road. Get a call from teh Shockwife who was asleep when we left.
Shocky: Why you log off on me?!? I miss u!! :*(
Mullet: Waz bringing ur sister 2 Cranston. She dresses like a boi.
Shocky: Okeyday. I feel like sick, gonna go puke now. BRB
Unborn fetus baby: WHO PUT STIX IN MAH CANDYCORN?!? >:O
9:38am - attempt to call Realtor to figure out stuff.
Realtor: "Gone Fishin'! Be Back Tuesday! IM me if it's important!"
Mullet: Hi Realtor, calling about stuff. Gimme call back. Iz important! K Thx Bi!
10:19am - attempt to call BOA Lady again. Just got home.
BOA Lady : "Hi, I'm sorry we cant come to the phone right now, plz leave msg k thx bi! ^.^ OH, here's a fax number in case u want! xxx xxxx!"
10:26am - attempt to call BOA Lady's cellphone.
BOA Lady : "Hi, I'm sorry we cant come to the phone right now, plz leave msg k thx bi! ^.^ OH, here's a fax number in case u want! xxx xxxx!"
10:28am - attempt to call BOA Lady's office again, just to be safe.
BOA Lady : "Hi, I'm sorry we cant come to the phone right now, plz BHOENWIHOVNKOWEOJAHAHAHAHAHAVNIEOWJIO AHVAVHAHAHAHAVHEIOAVAH!!!"
Mullet:
10:31am - attempt to call Lawyerlady2 again.
Lawyerlady2: "Hi! I'm not at mah desk right now, I'll call back tho! L8r!"
Mullet: Hi Lawyerlady2, iz Mullet again. We're figuring out bank stuffs still. Iz not so great.
10:39am - Attempt to do something useful. Calling the realtor selling the house to have him hold off on switching names on the utilities.
Mullet: moo
Teh Sellz0rz: O HAI! wassup?!?
Mullet: Can you not call the utilities? I dont actually live on Warren Ave yet.
Teh Sellz0rz:
11:19am - Kelly calls me for crap
Kelly: Do my bidding
Mullet: No
Kelly: OK! ^.^
11:23am - BOA Lady calls back, FINALLY.
BOA Lady: HI Mullet n Shocky! Sry I took so long, was helping costumer learn how to fish in Twilight Princess. U know how it is. OK, So ur profile said u had 9500gold on Monday, so we decided to tell that to lawyer group. But you payed bills, so now u have 8400silver. Gonna talk to admin. about fixing this. TTYL
Unborn Fetus Baby: NAME ME SOMETING!!!! >:O
11:58am - BOA Lady gets back to us
BOA Lady: OK, admin so u signed saying you would have 9500gold, so that's what u need.
Mullet: Fuck that. Try again!
12ish - Shocky calls her daddy for moneys. No official 'yes' yet. Not sure what's up.
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