Fantasy over Robert Pattinson
Okay, I'm sitting here in my living room, watching (enduring) the movie "Twilight" with my twelve year old daughter. Yes, I want a freaking medal for this. But I had to share my Robert Pattinson fantasy. See, I really enjoyed "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" and I was certain that Pattinson would be going somewhere in his career. Apparently, that is taking him to the hearts and bedroom walls of girls all over the world. It certainly has my daughter asking things like "How would you make out with a vampire?"
And I'm entertaining this fantasy... Join me, ladies of a certain age. I want to find this guy, where ever he may be... stalk him relentlessly... Then mug his scruffy ass, comb that damned hair, button that stupid shirt ALL the way to the top, slap a bow tie around his neck and slap that stupid smirk off his face!
He's cute. Gotcha. He's rich, or rapidly getting there. GAWD, get a grip, boy. Then go google River Phoenix and catch a clue!
Anybody want to join me?
And I'm entertaining this fantasy... Join me, ladies of a certain age. I want to find this guy, where ever he may be... stalk him relentlessly... Then mug his scruffy ass, comb that damned hair, button that stupid shirt ALL the way to the top, slap a bow tie around his neck and slap that stupid smirk off his face!
He's cute. Gotcha. He's rich, or rapidly getting there. GAWD, get a grip, boy. Then go google River Phoenix and catch a clue!
Anybody want to join me?