What about how...

[rjdork]

.. I went to get gas and a tremendous amount of gasoline squirted out and drenched me. I screamed "jesusfuckinchrist" then realized I just took someones lord and savior and turned him into filthy language. I felt bad, looked around to see if anyone was offended, saw some broad laughing her ass off, started to put the nozzle into my gas tank, and

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what about how

[oldrustedchair]

much i love you?

[jerk]

yeah so i totally miss you toooO!! AND!!! that voice mail was GREATTTT! talk about timing!!