What about how...

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.. I went to get gas and a tremendous amount of gasoline squirted out and drenched me. I screamed "jesusfuckinchrist" then realized I just took someones lord and savior and turned him into filthy language. I felt bad, looked around to see if anyone was offended, saw some broad laughing her ass off, started to put the nozzle into my gas tank, and got squirted yet agian. More mopping the floor with Jehovah... I go to the bathroom to try and get it off of me and I am greeted by a piece of soap the size of an andies mint. I had to drive home with the windows down and skip yoga because no one wants to do downward facing dog next to the gasoline girl. Good thing I dont have plans tonight...

all work and no play, but not this week. this week will be wonderful.

I would like another potted plant.

I miss you Audi.