Sup, bitches? Wanna buy my virginaty for a dolla'?

Sep 12, 2005 19:30

hokay. So... new avatar! This one matches my new, shmecky layout (which was made by the wonderful kelsey, by the way)
Anywho.
School sucked hardcore today. It accutally sucked hardcare more then usual. I decided the school lunches probably consist of everything but real meat, so I decided to take my own.
And my sandwhich rotted in my locker, I couldn't eat it.
And I was thristy as hell. Like, I was willing to whore myself for a dollar to go the the soda machien. Since I didn't bring lunch money, I didn't have drink money either. I stood up in spanish class when the teacher left the room and yelled "Fuck, I'm about to colasp I'm so thrisy! Would anybody like to buy my virginitly for a bottle of fucking water!?!" Luckly, nobody had a bottle of water, because I probably would have done it.
I wish I could find that bastard, Elliot. I haven't seen him in days. He would have given me a dollar, without expecting a blowjob in return.
He's so sweet, that son of a bitch.
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