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WHO: Ba'ast/piratebaast and Jan/bitchin_beanie
WHAT: CHANCE MEETING IN THE JUNGLE OH HOW FORTUITOUS
WHERE: ...IN THE JUNGLE
WHEN: Late afernoon.
It wasn't really that Jan liked hanging out in the jungle. Sure, it wasn't such a bad place, always colorful shit around that made funny noises to chew on -- but it was so fucking boring. Toucan Sam was only interesting for so long before you were making spoons and croquet mallets out of his beak. ...Not that Jan would try and play croquet because that was gay. It was just good to be prepared.
He sighed, leaning against the crusty-with-vines tree he'd recently claimed. Finally chased all the stupid monkeys out and the birds away and now he was the only one that was allowed to throw shit from in its branches. Not that he did that either. But none of the monkeys could either, and that was what counted.
A lip ring was thoughtfully chewed on, and he wondered if maybe he'd been a little hasty in driving all the fuckers off. Now who was he gonna pull legs off of for amusement?
WHAT: CHANCE MEETING IN THE JUNGLE OH HOW FORTUITOUS
WHERE: ...IN THE JUNGLE
WHEN: Late afernoon.
It wasn't really that Jan liked hanging out in the jungle. Sure, it wasn't such a bad place, always colorful shit around that made funny noises to chew on -- but it was so fucking boring. Toucan Sam was only interesting for so long before you were making spoons and croquet mallets out of his beak. ...Not that Jan would try and play croquet because that was gay. It was just good to be prepared.
He sighed, leaning against the crusty-with-vines tree he'd recently claimed. Finally chased all the stupid monkeys out and the birds away and now he was the only one that was allowed to throw shit from in its branches. Not that he did that either. But none of the monkeys could either, and that was what counted.
A lip ring was thoughtfully chewed on, and he wondered if maybe he'd been a little hasty in driving all the fuckers off. Now who was he gonna pull legs off of for amusement?