O. Frabjous-Dey's Uncannily Accurate Reviews #1: T. G. I. Friday's To Go

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BURGER? I HARDLY EVEN KNOW 'ER!

O. FRABJOUS-DEY REVIEWS T. G. I. FRIDAY'S TO GOI'm going to begin by telling you a story about a cashier that tried to screw me over but instead screwed over the suffering. Not that this should automatically bias my review of T. G. I. Friday's To Go; I'm just pointing this out for the sake of narrative

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[claudelemonde]

YES!!!!!!!!!

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yay

[petulant]

If you are ever walking down the street or bumping along in a bus next to somebody rather smelly and are wondering, "Why does Dal like me?", you may drag your attention back to this day and this entry as an example.

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heartz

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BIRTHDAY MONEY

[cataplum]

You're the fucking shit, man. What do you mean you have no specific talent?

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gosh!

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h'ray