ROBOT CHATTING WINS

SO MUCH.

ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: to marry you, ALICE
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: you're lame
ALICE:"Lame" is not a very polite term.
Human: neither is asshole
ALICE: Can't you be more polite.

Human: If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
ALICE: Try it.

Human: What's sex?
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Rite-out (6:38 PM):  Oh, bother. My ribbon is soggy
Sadistic Seme - Uke-chan, i loooooove you (6:38 PM):  O_O
Sadistic Seme - Uke-chan, i loooooove you (6:39 PM):  I WANT YOUR BABIES!!!

Rite (7:51 PM):  Hello
YamiTami (7:52 PM):  hiya
Rite (7:52 PM):  I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, you know
Rite (7:52 PM):  and I have them standing in a row
Rite (7:52 PM):  if you couldn't guess
YamiTami (7:53 PM):  are there tall ones, short ones, and ones as big as your head?
Rite (7:53 PM):  How'd you know???
Rite (7:53 PM):  Are you working ( Read more... )

Rite-Out (10:53 PM):  先生 is the writing for "Sensei".
Rite-Out (10:54 PM):  And I somehow always forget "sei".
YamiTami (10:54 PM):  better than 9
YamiTami (10:54 PM):  I knew it last week
YamiTami (10:54 PM):  I was a whiz at the numbers
YamiTami (10:54 PM):  now it escapes me
Rite-Out (10:55 PM):  I laugh at you.
Rite-Out (10:55 PM):  Loudly.
YamiTami ( ( Read more... )