Santa baby...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I bought porn for loneherodragon (-10 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, senai (-5000 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points). In October I put money in windchanneller's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4671 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ristat