Men are remedial... seriously.
How is it that as soon as you exchange phone numbers with a member of the opposite sex they think they own you? I recently got off the phone with the guy that I met a week ago and have no intentions for. We planned on going out but I realised how late he wanted to GO out and I have to BE AT work by 6:30 tomorrow morning so I decided to rain check. This BOY, that I've only really ever talked to once before when I was fairly drunk, had the audacity to say "next time you're going to bail out on me, don't wait until the last minute. If I had to sit at home and do nothing because you changed your mind I would be really angry." I said, "You're being serious right now? (I mean, most of my friends and I have really sarcastic and dry senses of humor, so that had potential to be funny... sort of) He responds, "Well, yes, but its not like I would throw something at your head. But you know, my time is really valuable, I can't waste it." I was like, "uhhhhh. Okay?" Karma is a bitch because he got pulled over after saying that to me... fucker.
Additionally, Anka is dating other women and I knew this when I got involved. I'm sure you're calling me a fool, but I still have complete control of the situation. Interestingly...
Me: What was that text all about?
Anka: What text? Oh my phone is on the fritz sometimes it sends old messages.
Me: Oh I was really confused.
Anka: Why are you awake now? Cheating on me?
Me: Hahaha that's funny. But no, actually.
Where does HE get off? He's dating two MARRIED women, if anyone is cheating on anyone, he's cheating on EVERYone. Fucker. lol
FINALLY.... and I swear it's the last one and I didn't get myself involved in the first one and I don't know where the hell this one came from... but whatever.
Family Friend: Is it okay for me to miss you a little bit?
Me: Um, I'm not stopping you, lol.
FF: Ok, you're not stopping me.... so maybe it's ok to assume that you missed me too? (hoping you say yes cause that would be awesome)
Me: Ha, sure it's okay. Don't miss me too much though because I'm a walking disaster.
FF: Why not let me find out for myself... you don't have to spoil it.
***I didn't know what to say? So I said nothing***
FF: Get a clue, I'm flirting.
Me: Thanks for the heads up...
WTF?! By the way Anka is the only guy I want in my life and these others are really wasting their time AND mine. I feel bad for the FF though because this isn't the first time we've been at these crossroads...
37 JONES NEXT WEDNESDAY <33333
Additionally, Anka is dating other women and I knew this when I got involved. I'm sure you're calling me a fool, but I still have complete control of the situation. Interestingly...
Me: What was that text all about?
Anka: What text? Oh my phone is on the fritz sometimes it sends old messages.
Me: Oh I was really confused.
Anka: Why are you awake now? Cheating on me?
Me: Hahaha that's funny. But no, actually.
Where does HE get off? He's dating two MARRIED women, if anyone is cheating on anyone, he's cheating on EVERYone. Fucker. lol
FINALLY.... and I swear it's the last one and I didn't get myself involved in the first one and I don't know where the hell this one came from... but whatever.
Family Friend: Is it okay for me to miss you a little bit?
Me: Um, I'm not stopping you, lol.
FF: Ok, you're not stopping me.... so maybe it's ok to assume that you missed me too? (hoping you say yes cause that would be awesome)
Me: Ha, sure it's okay. Don't miss me too much though because I'm a walking disaster.
FF: Why not let me find out for myself... you don't have to spoil it.
***I didn't know what to say? So I said nothing***
FF: Get a clue, I'm flirting.
Me: Thanks for the heads up...
WTF?! By the way Anka is the only guy I want in my life and these others are really wasting their time AND mine. I feel bad for the FF though because this isn't the first time we've been at these crossroads...
37 JONES NEXT WEDNESDAY <33333