Right Jacked From The T-Bear
-RED-
1.Closest red thing to you?
--My megaphone
2. Has anyone ever cheated on you in a relationship?
--Yeah at least two of my ex-girlfriends potentially three
3. Last thing to make you angry?
--My job
4. Are you a fan of romance?
--In the past I would have said no but as of late I must say YES
5. Have you ever been in love?
--Yes
6. Do you have a temper?
--One that burns as brightly as a wildfire and I wish it culd be controlled as easily
-ORANGE-
1. Closest orange thing to you?
--The picture of the Man Eating Carrot my friend painted back in high school
2. Do you like to burn things?
--Fire good just don’t throw it
3. Do you dress up for Halloween?
--if the costume can be made in less than an hour for under twenty bucks sure
4. Are you usually a warm-hearted person?
--Depends on the time of day
5. Do you prefer the single life or the security of a relationship?
--I can live with being single but I do really dig the relationship thing
6. What would your super power be?
--Teleportation. Totally, teleportation.
-YELLOW-
1. Closest yellow thing to you?
--Legal pad
2. The happiest time[s] of your life?
--Me and the open highway and nothing to do but drive and listen to good music and smoke cigs.
3. Favorite holiday?
--Halloween.
4. Are you a coward?
--On more times than I care to admit to
5. Do you burn or tan?
--I think the word char comes to mind
6. Do you want children?
--Negative, Ghostrider that pattern is full.
-GREEN-
1. Closest green thing to you?
--Street sign I found one day years ago on a bike trail
2. Do you care about the environment?
--Yes
3. Are you jealous of anyone right now?
--Yes, fucking anyone who can make a living playing paintball
4. Are you a lucky person?
--In a way. I should have been long since gone many a time by now but I am still here drawing breath.
5. Do you always want what you can't have?
--Yes, its called being human and alive at the same time.
6. Are you Irish?
--On my moms side, and German the donor’s side.
-BLUE-
1. Closest blue thing to you?
--Lava lamp.
2. Are you good at calming people down?
--If the situations needs it .
3. Do you like the sea?
--Without even a thought, yes.
4.What was the last thing that made you cry?
--Realizing that my family is made up of a bunch of fuckers (my aunts funeral this past Easter).
5. Are you a logical thinker?
--I like to think that I am.
6. Can you sleep easily?
--Head to pillow and the system goes down.
7. Do you prefer the beach or the woods?
--Beach, duh.
-PURPLE-
1. Last purple thing you saw?
--Dildo at the local porn shop.
2. Like being treated to expensive things?
--Can go with or with out.
3. Do you like mysterious things?
--Define, as in ghosts, yes. As in tax forms, no.
4. Favorite type of chocolate?
--Milk.
5. Ever met anyone in royalty?
--No.
6. Are you creative?
--Kinda I guess or maybe not, hard to say.
7. Are you a lonely person?
--Not as of late, thank you Angel.
-PINK-
1. Closest pink thing to you?
--Hustler centerfold
2. Do you like sweet things?
--Not really occasionally a Malibu and Coke can be good though.
3. Like play-fighting?
--Who don’t?
4. Are you sensitive?
--Depends on who you ask, some say yes other say I am a prick. I like to think of my self as an Asshole.
5. Do you like punk music?
--Angry white men with guitars what is there not to like about tha?
6. What is your favorite flower?
--Fuck me, I don’t know.
7. Does someone have a secret crush on you?
--I guess so I don’t know. This is a dumb question. If its secret why and or how would I know???
Later
Satan