Fun-Size DMHG

[riptey]

Hi, riptey here!  Have you ever wanted to read DMHG fanfiction but just didn't have the time?  Well, you're in luck, because I have condensed some classic DMHG plots into 300 words or less for your reading convenience.

This is something that I wrote many years ago for the Cookie Jar at FictionAlley Park, and I just found it on my hard drive

Comments

[phoenix_fancies]

I like Ron too! ... just not for shagging.

[silvia_elisa]

I laughed so hard! Especially at What does this look like, a slash fic?

Ron is a nice character, if played well, but yeah, he got ditched a lot. :)

[meganmurphy1977]

SNAPE
No. I hate everybody in the whole world, including you. Potter and Draco, even though you guys technically hate each other the most, I won't partner you together.

DRACO and HARRY
Yes!

Hee hee. This cracked me up. So did Wormtail calling Lucius "my liege".

Yep, cliches that have been done over and over again, but in the right hands, they can still be awesome fics.

This was fun!

[ext_229457]

Oh my goodness, this cracked me up so hard. It's definitely a treat to read after plowing my way through many fics, quite a few of which have (successfully or otherwise) used these tropes.

Favorite bit was the following:

DUMBLEDORE

Like in all fics that have a wedding, I have become a registered minister. Draco, do you take Hermione to be your lawfully wedded wife?

[yuzuki_chan]

EPIC!! This just made me laugh so hard. Quite especially:

DRACO
With all due respect for His Snakeliness, that doesn't actually sound very helpful.

Please do more of these!