I Suppose There's No Way To Disprove It.

Feb 05, 2022 10:28

In an episode of Taskmaster, contestants are trying to get a loo roll through a toilet seat dangling from a washing line.

'What, is Pyramid Head doing his laundry?' Rei asks, scathing.

We take a moment to process this. What?

Pyramid Head has a toilet seat, Rei explains, when we express our confusion.

As in... he owns a toilet? He hangs around near a toilet in Silent Hill?

No, Rei says. Pyramid Head has a toilet seat on his head.

Ginger and I are confused. What is on Pyramid Head's head is quite famously not a toilet seat.

Ah, no. Rei sees where the misunderstanding came in here. Pyramid Head has a pyramid on his head, obviously. Rei's not stupid.

The toilet seat is underneath the pyramid.

We ask: is there a human head with a toilet seat on top of it and the pyramid on top of that?

No, Rei says, incredulous that we'd suggest such a thing. There's no head. There's just a toilet seat and then the pyramid over it. Obviously. He's a monster.

Rei was absolutely genuine in their belief in Pyramid Toilet Head, and none of us can understand how this has happened.

(Riona: Is it all right if I tell the story of Pyramid Toilet Head on my Dreamwidth?
Rei: Only if you make it clear that I'm as perturbed by all of this as you are.)

conversational adventures, silent hill, taskmaster, rei is prince of cats

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