Too Much Weedle Do That To You.
Terrible Facebook Conversations (with reipan):
Riona: Nobody's sung a Pokémon-themed Karma Chameleon parody? ('Charmer Charmeleon'?) Seems a little Farfetch'd, but maybe I'm Seaking it in the wrong places.
Riona: (I recently came through the door of my family home to be immediately accosted by my brother with 'What's a Bug Pokémon's favourite drug? Paras-etamol!' So, you know, he started it.)
Rei: Don't you try to Weedle your way out of this, Evans.
Riona: So sorry. Ekans-ay it'll never happen again.
Rei: Carry on like this and I'll have to make a Rapidash for the exit.
Riona: Ditto. Or I'll just end up having a Koffing fit.
Rei: I'm sorry, I know that one was awful. I'll stop, I promise. From now on, consider my lips Seeled.
Riona: Don't stop; you're the Star-yu are making some fabulous puns here.
Rei: Onix-ley, you do know how to flatter a girl. Complimentary without sounding sk-Eevee.
Riona: All right, 'Onix-ley' did sort of deserve an Exeggutor. Although of course what I mean is 'executioner'. I'll just have to Psy,duck and wait for the mockery to blow over.
Rei: Don't trouble your pretty head about it! You'll start crying, and nobody likes a Weepinbell-e. And there's no need to hide yourself away, either; I don't think anybody needs to end up Cloystered over this.
Riona: Thanks for not getting Krabby about it. (And sorry for being a Slowpoke in replying with such an obvious pun, oh dear.)
Rei: Oh, no worries. Or, as some might say, Kakuna Matata.
Riona: ...I can't compete with that.
Rei: Thanks. I feel sort of dirty now...
Riona: Well, at least you got some experience. (WAS THAT A SETUP FOR A MUK JOKE? IF SO, I AM GOING TO RUIN YOUR MUK JOKE BY ASKING WHETHER THAT WAS A SETUP FOR A MUK JOKE.)
Rei: (It actually wasn't, but it *could* have been. Thanks a Magneton.) Look, do we have to keep at this? I thought the conversation was evolving.
Riona: Absol-utely not, if you'd rather stop.
Rei: Well, I wouldn't want to deny your budding wits the chance to Bellossom.
Riona: No need to be Snivy; we can't all be naturals.
Rei: Raichu are. I'm sorry, perhaps that was harsh; punning can be kind of a Chansey hobby.
Riona: Thanks, but I suppose it's fair enough; I know that some of my humour is past its Celebi date.
Rei: Don't say that. I think you're doing Beautifly.
Riona: I ju-Spheal I'm a bit outclassed here. Knowing I have to keep up with you has me Gulpin nervously.
Rei: Ho-Oh, don't you think you're laying it on a bit thick here? Let's face it, in the punning stakes neither of us is exactly an Unown quantity. You're by no means Slow,bro.
Rei: ...alright, that last one was a bit Gastly.
Riona: The last one was my favourite! Budew still deserve applause for getting a (Dug)trio of puns in there, whatever the quality.
Rei: It's difficult to Furret out this many puns in the first place. I think we should both consider this a Victree,bel-ow the belt as some of these are.
Riona: Agreed! Maybe we should end this before we get caught in another Tangela the things.
Rei: I suppose. We've done well so far; we don't want to Jynx it.
Riona: And I imagine we're both getting a bit Drowzee. (All right, I really will shut my Meowth now. (...your comment was astute, because that was dreadful. Tempted to see whether I can come up with something even worse. I WENT ON TOO LONG AND ENDED UP MEANINGLESSLY MEWING; IF YOU DON'T WATCH OUT YOU'RE GOING TO MEWTWO.))
Rei: I'm not sure, I do find all this a bit Hypno-tic. But if you want to keep the onslaught of even worse puns at Bay,leef this thread alone from now on.
I'm sorry, but not nearly sorry enough.
Riona: Nobody's sung a Pokémon-themed Karma Chameleon parody? ('Charmer Charmeleon'?) Seems a little Farfetch'd, but maybe I'm Seaking it in the wrong places.
Riona: (I recently came through the door of my family home to be immediately accosted by my brother with 'What's a Bug Pokémon's favourite drug? Paras-etamol!' So, you know, he started it.)
Rei: Don't you try to Weedle your way out of this, Evans.
Riona: So sorry. Ekans-ay it'll never happen again.
Rei: Carry on like this and I'll have to make a Rapidash for the exit.
Riona: Ditto. Or I'll just end up having a Koffing fit.
Rei: I'm sorry, I know that one was awful. I'll stop, I promise. From now on, consider my lips Seeled.
Riona: Don't stop; you're the Star-yu are making some fabulous puns here.
Rei: Onix-ley, you do know how to flatter a girl. Complimentary without sounding sk-Eevee.
Riona: All right, 'Onix-ley' did sort of deserve an Exeggutor. Although of course what I mean is 'executioner'. I'll just have to Psy,duck and wait for the mockery to blow over.
Rei: Don't trouble your pretty head about it! You'll start crying, and nobody likes a Weepinbell-e. And there's no need to hide yourself away, either; I don't think anybody needs to end up Cloystered over this.
Riona: Thanks for not getting Krabby about it. (And sorry for being a Slowpoke in replying with such an obvious pun, oh dear.)
Rei: Oh, no worries. Or, as some might say, Kakuna Matata.
Riona: ...I can't compete with that.
Rei: Thanks. I feel sort of dirty now...
Riona: Well, at least you got some experience. (WAS THAT A SETUP FOR A MUK JOKE? IF SO, I AM GOING TO RUIN YOUR MUK JOKE BY ASKING WHETHER THAT WAS A SETUP FOR A MUK JOKE.)
Rei: (It actually wasn't, but it *could* have been. Thanks a Magneton.) Look, do we have to keep at this? I thought the conversation was evolving.
Riona: Absol-utely not, if you'd rather stop.
Rei: Well, I wouldn't want to deny your budding wits the chance to Bellossom.
Riona: No need to be Snivy; we can't all be naturals.
Rei: Raichu are. I'm sorry, perhaps that was harsh; punning can be kind of a Chansey hobby.
Riona: Thanks, but I suppose it's fair enough; I know that some of my humour is past its Celebi date.
Rei: Don't say that. I think you're doing Beautifly.
Riona: I ju-Spheal I'm a bit outclassed here. Knowing I have to keep up with you has me Gulpin nervously.
Rei: Ho-Oh, don't you think you're laying it on a bit thick here? Let's face it, in the punning stakes neither of us is exactly an Unown quantity. You're by no means Slow,bro.
Rei: ...alright, that last one was a bit Gastly.
Riona: The last one was my favourite! Budew still deserve applause for getting a (Dug)trio of puns in there, whatever the quality.
Rei: It's difficult to Furret out this many puns in the first place. I think we should both consider this a Victree,bel-ow the belt as some of these are.
Riona: Agreed! Maybe we should end this before we get caught in another Tangela the things.
Rei: I suppose. We've done well so far; we don't want to Jynx it.
Riona: And I imagine we're both getting a bit Drowzee. (All right, I really will shut my Meowth now. (...your comment was astute, because that was dreadful. Tempted to see whether I can come up with something even worse. I WENT ON TOO LONG AND ENDED UP MEANINGLESSLY MEWING; IF YOU DON'T WATCH OUT YOU'RE GOING TO MEWTWO.))
Rei: I'm not sure, I do find all this a bit Hypno-tic. But if you want to keep the onslaught of even worse puns at Bay,leef this thread alone from now on.
I'm sorry, but not nearly sorry enough.