It's Our Housemate, Jensen Ackles.
Stolen from wanttobeatree:
1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write a fic of fifteen words or fewer for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.
1. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
2. Derren Brown
3. Ruby (Supernatural)
4. Merlin (er, Merlin)
5. Balthier Bunansa (Final Fantasy XII)
6. Yuna (Final Fantasy X)
7. Pyramid Head (Silent Hill 2)
8. Patrick Jane (The Mentalist)
9. Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood)
10. Castiel (Supernatural)
First Time, 4 and 6 (Merlin and Yuna)
She's beautiful, brave, magical, and Merlin is intimidated. She apologises repeatedly. It's all slightly embarrassing.
Angst, 7 (Pyramid Head)
He wanted a friend, but they all became so boring post-decapitation.
AU, 1 and 8 (Dean Winchester and Patrick Jane)
"A demon killed my family," Jane says, loading his shotgun, and Dean takes notice.
Threesome, 3, 6, and 9 (Ruby, Yuna and Captain Jack Harkness)
"I - I've really never done anything like this before," Yuna stammers. The others, simultaneously: "Relax."
Hurt/Comfort, 5 and 10 (Balthier and Castiel)
"You are upset," Castiel observes, and Balthier replies, "Thank you, but I was already aware."
Crack, 1 (Dean Winchester)
Change me back!
"Let's kill the kappa first."
Dean the electric eel was not happy.
Horror, 10 (Castiel)
Mary kissed Dean's forehead. "Remember, angels are watching over you."
And they were.
Baby Fic, 5 and 9 (Balthier and Captain Jack Harkness)
"I was under the impression that this was impossible."
Jack winces. "It happens."
Dark, 2 and 8 (Derren Brown and Patrick Jane)
Different name, different country, but the same smiling face on his trailer. He can't escape.
Romance, 4 and 7 (Merlin and Pyramid Head)
"I've never met anyone like you," Merlin breathed, which was undoubtedly true.
Death Fic, 2 and 3 (Derren Brown and Ruby)
The volunteer vomits black smoke and collapses on stage. Derren silently bids his career farewell.
(A confession: my third character was originally Toph Bei Fong of Avatar, but I had to change her after I realised my response to 'Threesome' would be 'SHE'S TWELVE' and my response to 'Death Fic' would just be 'I don't want to'. I'd been thinking of Ruby and lamenting the fact that there were only ten options beforehand, though, so I didn't specifically tailor her replacement to the questions.)
1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write a fic of fifteen words or fewer for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.
1. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
2. Derren Brown
3. Ruby (Supernatural)
4. Merlin (er, Merlin)
5. Balthier Bunansa (Final Fantasy XII)
6. Yuna (Final Fantasy X)
7. Pyramid Head (Silent Hill 2)
8. Patrick Jane (The Mentalist)
9. Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood)
10. Castiel (Supernatural)
First Time, 4 and 6 (Merlin and Yuna)
She's beautiful, brave, magical, and Merlin is intimidated. She apologises repeatedly. It's all slightly embarrassing.
Angst, 7 (Pyramid Head)
He wanted a friend, but they all became so boring post-decapitation.
AU, 1 and 8 (Dean Winchester and Patrick Jane)
"A demon killed my family," Jane says, loading his shotgun, and Dean takes notice.
Threesome, 3, 6, and 9 (Ruby, Yuna and Captain Jack Harkness)
"I - I've really never done anything like this before," Yuna stammers. The others, simultaneously: "Relax."
Hurt/Comfort, 5 and 10 (Balthier and Castiel)
"You are upset," Castiel observes, and Balthier replies, "Thank you, but I was already aware."
Crack, 1 (Dean Winchester)
Change me back!
"Let's kill the kappa first."
Dean the electric eel was not happy.
Horror, 10 (Castiel)
Mary kissed Dean's forehead. "Remember, angels are watching over you."
And they were.
Baby Fic, 5 and 9 (Balthier and Captain Jack Harkness)
"I was under the impression that this was impossible."
Jack winces. "It happens."
Dark, 2 and 8 (Derren Brown and Patrick Jane)
Different name, different country, but the same smiling face on his trailer. He can't escape.
Romance, 4 and 7 (Merlin and Pyramid Head)
"I've never met anyone like you," Merlin breathed, which was undoubtedly true.
Death Fic, 2 and 3 (Derren Brown and Ruby)
The volunteer vomits black smoke and collapses on stage. Derren silently bids his career farewell.
(A confession: my third character was originally Toph Bei Fong of Avatar, but I had to change her after I realised my response to 'Threesome' would be 'SHE'S TWELVE' and my response to 'Death Fic' would just be 'I don't want to'. I'd been thinking of Ruby and lamenting the fact that there were only ten options beforehand, though, so I didn't specifically tailor her replacement to the questions.)