Dear James McAvoy: That Is Just Not On.
Tumnus: Hi! I'm Mr Tumnus!
Riona: So you are!
Tumnus: I'm played by the same actor who played Macbeth in that adaptation with which you are so obsessed!
Riona: So you are!
Tumnus: I am also hot!
Riona: So you - wait, what?
Tumnus: *shrugs*
Riona: ...you're half-goat.
Tumnus: You don't care.
Riona: You're very possibly a child molester.
Tumnus: You're a bit unnerved by that, admittedly, but you still don't really care.
Riona: You have extraordinarily silly facial hair. Also a line of hair down your back.
Tumnus: Inexplicably, this adds to my appeal.
Riona: ...could you please, y'know, stop being incredibly attractive? Because I'm not totally comfortable with finding a goat-man sexy.
Tumnus: I could try being turned into stone with a ridiculous expression on my face. Would that help?
Riona: Yeah, that could work.
Tumnus: OH NO SUDDENLY I AM UNFROZEN AND MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN EVER
Riona: GAH
Tumnus: Did I mention that I have lovely eyes?
Riona: *sobs hopelessly*
Riona: So you are!
Tumnus: I'm played by the same actor who played Macbeth in that adaptation with which you are so obsessed!
Riona: So you are!
Tumnus: I am also hot!
Riona: So you - wait, what?
Tumnus: *shrugs*
Riona: ...you're half-goat.
Tumnus: You don't care.
Riona: You're very possibly a child molester.
Tumnus: You're a bit unnerved by that, admittedly, but you still don't really care.
Riona: You have extraordinarily silly facial hair. Also a line of hair down your back.
Tumnus: Inexplicably, this adds to my appeal.
Riona: ...could you please, y'know, stop being incredibly attractive? Because I'm not totally comfortable with finding a goat-man sexy.
Tumnus: I could try being turned into stone with a ridiculous expression on my face. Would that help?
Riona: Yeah, that could work.
Tumnus: OH NO SUDDENLY I AM UNFROZEN AND MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN EVER
Riona: GAH
Tumnus: Did I mention that I have lovely eyes?
Riona: *sobs hopelessly*