The Theme Of This Entry Is 'Riona Shouldn't Be Allowed To Make Entries'.

[rionaleonhart]

From the article in which Derren Brown very quietly came out in September 2007:

You should always come out; life is so much easier. People generally aren't as bothered by your intimate secrets as you are. It took me being in a relationship with a guy for a month before I told anyone I was thus inclined.I probably shouldn't, but I really, really

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

Oh, Derren. Seriously, 'People generally aren't as bothered by your intimate secrets as you are' - there is obviously discomfort there, and I want to know more.

I cannot believe it hasn't been written yet! Clearly someone has to write it. I think strangeumbrella would manage beautifully.

I AM SURE DERREN WILL HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE IF YOU WRITE FOR LONG ENOUGH. ANOTHER TEN THOUSAND WORDS OR SO SHOULD DO IT.

[rionaleonhart]

adfjghafdjghdgh Derren you are not helping my efforts to be a good person. If nobody writes this, I'll cry.

Also:

I've been with my partner for a year - and it's perfect.

DERREN YOU ARE SO ADORABLE.

Re: Loook, I'm researching it for you people. All you have to do is write it.

[rionaleonhart]

"But if I had time off I’d only use it for evil," he adds, with a devilish grin.

I JUST FOUND A LINE OF A NEWSPAPER INTERVIEW SEXY.

FREAKING DERREN.

Re: Loook, I'm researching it for you people. All you have to do is write it.

[wolfy_writing]

And he likes single-malt Scotch! Aw!

[dracothelizard]

"WHY NOT, DERREN, GILES IS IN YOUR HOUSE LOOKING AT YOUR BOOKS. SEX HIM NOW."

I guess Derren and Giles think that books > sex, and I can't quite blame them.

[dracothelizard]

Step 1: Get them away from the books.
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Sex!

[dracothelizard]

Throw in Ethan? He seems the type to happily distract Giles and Derren away from books through sex.

[dracothelizard]

That all sounds a bit complicated.

[wolfy_writing]

You could always take the Jeremy Clarkson approach; set the books on fire!

(The Big Book of Top Gear, which elfwhistletree generously bought me, is now claiming I'm Jeremy Clarkson. Or possibly the Stig. It's a bit confusing on that front.)