I Could Be Shaking My Head Right Now.

[rionaleonhart]

I have been rewatching second-season episodes of House! And I've never really read much House fanfiction, but there are a couple of fics that I think I would pounce on and devour like a starving wolf (that, er, eats fanfiction) if anyone were to write them

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[captlebubbles]

every show ostensibly set in the 'real world' would be improved by having at least one episode in which something completely science-fictiony happens with no explanation

That would be awesome.

I'm trying to think of what shows I watch that take place in the 'real world' and all I can think of are rp stuff like Top Gear and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.

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A Science fictiony episode of Kitchen Nightmares would be the coolest thing ever.

[wolfy_writing]

Top Gear did the Race for the Universe, which was full of aliens. It taught us a very important lesson about Daleks and cars.

[captlebubbles]

Yes, but Top Gear is already Very Nearly Almost science fiction anyway.

[wolfy_writing]

True. They've got a Stig, which makes science fiction sort of redundant.

[captlebubbles]

I can't wait till I'm famous so I can be the Star in the Reasonably Priced Car and tell Jeremy in a vague sort of way that no one watches for the cars and that James has more fangirls than him and that they're more of a scifi than a motoring show.

[wolfy_writing]

I've got this fantasy in my head of meeting the Top Gear boys. It basically consists of drinking with them, and telling them all about the fanfic, while they laugh, tease each other, and pretend to be horrified (in the whole "Wait, people have me shagging Jeremy? Voluntarily? And in circumstances where I haven't completely lost my mind?" way). I mean I'd never do it, but in my head it's great.

I want you to be the Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car so you can try to bond with Richard over car-naming, and he can be all "I don't name cars! Except Oliver. Because he is the love of my life."

[captlebubbles]

And of course, Jeremy will say something about how I gush over the Stig. And I'll be wearing my 'Moar Stig' t-shirt (which I'm totally going to make) in the car part, and Jeremy will point it out in the interview.

I like the idea of explaining the idea of Topgearslash to them, and at some point in the conersation one of them mentions a fic that I haven't told them about, proving that they already know about it.