I Could Be Shaking My Head Right Now.
I have been rewatching second-season episodes of House! And I've never really read much House fanfiction, but there are a couple of fics that I think I would pounce on and devour like a starving wolf (that, er, eats fanfiction) if anyone were to write them:
- In 'Skin Deep', when the patient has anterograde amnesia, I firmly believe that the scene should have gone like this:
Alex: Huh. I got the cute doctor.
Chase: (smiles and moves away)
Alex: Are you mad at me, daddy? I let you down. (et cetera, et cetera...)
Chase: (comes back into view)
Alex: Huh. I got the cute doctor.
Chase: (frowns)
Alex: Are you mad at me, daddy? I let you down.
Alex's Dad: What's going on?
Chase: We're caught in a time loop!
(reipan suggests 'We must be near a white hole!', which also works and has the added bonus of being a Red Dwarf reference.)
Seriously*, every show ostensibly set in the 'real world' would be improved by having at least one episode in which something completely science-fictiony happens with no explanation. But the writers missed a perfect opportunity here, so we must resort to fanfiction.
- In 'Clueless', at the end, when the woman is being escorted from the hospital, Cameron and Cuddy walk up together and watch. As the doors swing closed, they give each other such a buddy-cop look.
CAMERON AND CUDDY AS BUDDY COPS.
YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT WOULDN'T BE AMAZING. I WOULD READ THAT FIC. I WOULD READ IT A MILLION TIMES.
* I am not actually being that serious. But it would be a lot of fun.
Please don't mention anything about House episodes following the second episode of season five in the comments!
- In 'Skin Deep', when the patient has anterograde amnesia, I firmly believe that the scene should have gone like this:
Alex: Huh. I got the cute doctor.
Chase: (smiles and moves away)
Alex: Are you mad at me, daddy? I let you down. (et cetera, et cetera...)
Chase: (comes back into view)
Alex: Huh. I got the cute doctor.
Chase: (frowns)
Alex: Are you mad at me, daddy? I let you down.
Alex's Dad: What's going on?
Chase: We're caught in a time loop!
(reipan suggests 'We must be near a white hole!', which also works and has the added bonus of being a Red Dwarf reference.)
Seriously*, every show ostensibly set in the 'real world' would be improved by having at least one episode in which something completely science-fictiony happens with no explanation. But the writers missed a perfect opportunity here, so we must resort to fanfiction.
- In 'Clueless', at the end, when the woman is being escorted from the hospital, Cameron and Cuddy walk up together and watch. As the doors swing closed, they give each other such a buddy-cop look.
CAMERON AND CUDDY AS BUDDY COPS.
YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT WOULDN'T BE AMAZING. I WOULD READ THAT FIC. I WOULD READ IT A MILLION TIMES.
* I am not actually being that serious. But it would be a lot of fun.
Please don't mention anything about House episodes following the second episode of season five in the comments!