Scofield And Burrows Go To Camp Rock? Perhaps Not.
Now, had I just watched Camp Rock I might observe that Mitchie clearly has a great big crush on Tess. But of course I have never watched Camp Rock. In fact, I've never even heard of Camp Rock. What is this Camp Rock of which you speak?
(Also, the Camp Rock section at fanfiction.net has some of the silliest pairing names I've ever seen. Smitchie! Mess! ER BY WHICH I MEAN I'M NOT - I - I'M NOT LOOKING FOR CAMP ROCK FANFICTION, OKAY. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.)
Who wants to watch the rushed and corny and implausible and yet still sort of adorable love story of Camp Rock in five minutes? (I - I'm not talking about Mitchie/Tess. This is the love story Disney actually intended.) I know you do.
This guy hears a girl singing and becomes obsessed with finding her.
OH LOOK THERE SHE IS.
There are a couple of things between these scenes, but those are the important bits. Are you filled with fluffy Disneyish love? I am. A little bit. OH, COME ON, IT MAY BE RIDICULOUS BUT IT'S STILL HEARTWARMING.
And now, on an entirely different note, highlight the below for a 'shag, shoot or marry' conversation I just had with my brothers about Prison Break. Spoilers up to the second-season episode 'Chicago'.
Joseph: Shag, shoot or marry: Abruzzi, Tweener or Haywire?
Riona: Er. Well, I'd marry Tweener.
Joseph: Awww, little Tweener?
Fred: Won't you be upset when Tweener dies?
Riona: ...They're all going to die. Um...
Joseph: If you shoot Haywire, he'll never get to Holland.
(unexpected assless freak!)
Riona: Heh, I know. Shag Haywire, shoot Abruzzi.
Fred: Haywire's dead.
Joseph: Well, we're not doing this now. Otherwise there'd be a lot of shooting, shagging and marrying corpses.
Riona: ...well, in that case I suppose I'd still shag Haywire, as he's been dead for the shortest amount of time.
Joseph: (laughs) Actually, the answers would all be the same, wouldn't they? Shag Haywire; Tweener's probably the lightest, so he'd be easier to drag around...
Necrophilia and Disney, together in one Livejournal entry at last!
(Also, the Camp Rock section at fanfiction.net has some of the silliest pairing names I've ever seen. Smitchie! Mess! ER BY WHICH I MEAN I'M NOT - I - I'M NOT LOOKING FOR CAMP ROCK FANFICTION, OKAY. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.)
Who wants to watch the rushed and corny and implausible and yet still sort of adorable love story of Camp Rock in five minutes? (I - I'm not talking about Mitchie/Tess. This is the love story Disney actually intended.) I know you do.
This guy hears a girl singing and becomes obsessed with finding her.
OH LOOK THERE SHE IS.
There are a couple of things between these scenes, but those are the important bits. Are you filled with fluffy Disneyish love? I am. A little bit. OH, COME ON, IT MAY BE RIDICULOUS BUT IT'S STILL HEARTWARMING.
And now, on an entirely different note, highlight the below for a 'shag, shoot or marry' conversation I just had with my brothers about Prison Break. Spoilers up to the second-season episode 'Chicago'.
Joseph: Shag, shoot or marry: Abruzzi, Tweener or Haywire?
Riona: Er. Well, I'd marry Tweener.
Joseph: Awww, little Tweener?
Fred: Won't you be upset when Tweener dies?
Riona: ...They're all going to die. Um...
Joseph: If you shoot Haywire, he'll never get to Holland.
(unexpected assless freak!)
Riona: Heh, I know. Shag Haywire, shoot Abruzzi.
Fred: Haywire's dead.
Joseph: Well, we're not doing this now. Otherwise there'd be a lot of shooting, shagging and marrying corpses.
Riona: ...well, in that case I suppose I'd still shag Haywire, as he's been dead for the shortest amount of time.
Joseph: (laughs) Actually, the answers would all be the same, wouldn't they? Shag Haywire; Tweener's probably the lightest, so he'd be easier to drag around...
Necrophilia and Disney, together in one Livejournal entry at last!