More of the character-number questions! As before, fandoms are Supernatural, High School Musical, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy XII, Prison Break, Doctor Who, Scrubs, House, Silent Hill, Top Gear, Life on Mars, Harry Potter and Sherlock Holmes.
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(I am convinced that a female Richard Hammond would look like Anne Hathaway.)
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...it's my fault, isn't it? I am the "Pointlessly turning Richard Hammond into things," equivalent of you.
And I did do one fic where both Jeremy and James were genderswapped, and Richard wasn't.
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And you're the one who keeps making Richard into an owl.
And don't forget the 'Richard Hammond is a car' and 'Richard Hammond is a vampire' stories floating around. And the 'Richard Hammond is a vampire faun.' And... this is going to take all day, isn't it?
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Owl-thing is totally my fault.
I've done "Richard Hammond is intermittently a car", and seen "Richard Hammond is a vampire." You're right; there is quite a lot.
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Let's not forget 'Richard Hammond is a half squid' and 'Richard Hammond is a prostitute'.
I, of course, now wish to see 'Richard Hammond is an android' and 'Richard Hammond is a caveman' and Richard Hammond is a fairy tale fairy.' Because those would be awesome.
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One of the challenges had several "Richard Hammond is a cyborg" ficlets. No one's done androids yet. You could do something where he's an android, and he assumes the Stig is a robot and tries to bond, but it is subsequently revealed that the Stig is not any kind of robot at all!
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'Richard stopped short when the piece of paper was shoved into his face. He took it from the driver and read it.
Why are you following me around?
Richard looked around conspiriatorally (sp?) and leaned in to whisper.
"I know your secret, Stig. I know you're like me."
Stig looked horrified. He grabbed the paper and scribbled down, 'You're an alien too?'
Richard looked confused. "No, mate, not an alien. An Android."
This was followed by a very awkward silence. It was Richard who broke it.
"Let's just uh... forget this conversation ever happened."
Agreed.
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I love the awkwardness afterwards.
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