And She Had A Fiery Sword That She Couldn't Put Down.

[rionaleonhart]

IT IS TIME TO SHARE EMBARRASSING OLD FANFICTION. I shall start us off by quoting a few paragraphs from the Final Fantasy X self-insertion I wrote a few chapters of between the ages of thirteen and fourteen. Please join in by sharing your own shame-inducing fanfiction in the comments, because otherwise I'm just going to hide in a corner for ever.THE

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[th_esaurus]

RIONAAAAAAAAAAA

LOL ILU

This is amazing.

[rionaleonhart]

SHUT UP, OKAY. SHUT UP. I WAS THIRTEEN. HE WAS ATTRACTIVE AND BARE-CHESTED.

And after this, Ken accidentally shoots himself in the face playing Russian Roulette.

[th_esaurus]

"I was talking to Ken. About you

YOU'RE JOKING. You're not joking, are you? That's <I>amazing</I>.

[rionaleonhart]

THE ANGST. THE SORROW. But the cast of Digimon are young enough for this sort of dramatic dialogue to be sort of fitting, right? I'm sure twelve-year-olds overact their tragic love affairs.

Re: YOU'RE JOKING. You're not joking, are you? That's <I>amazing</I>.

[th_esaurus]

ALL OF MY EARLY FICS ARE ABOUT FORBIDDEN LOVE AND/OR SUICIDE

MOSTLY FEATURING THE DIGIMON CAST

[th_esaurus]

I have just found a fic I wrote in which Ash and Gary's true love is torn asunder by Gary's parents, who catch them killing and beat Gary up and tell him he is NEVER TO SEE THAT THING again.

I am so ashamed of it I cannot even post an extract.

[rionaleonhart]

who catch them killing

ASH AND GARY: EXPRESSING THEIR LOVE THROUGH MURDER.

Also, I am laughing rather a lot. I feel I should probably be ashamed of myself for having this 'lol child abuse' reaction, but oh dear, they beat Gary up and it is just hilarious. Apparently I am a bad person.

[th_esaurus]

I always accidentally write killing instead of kissing. I fear this is a worrying Freudian slip.

And I keep writing GAY instead of Gary.