Or Write My Essays For Me; That Would Work As Well.

[rionaleonhart]

Everyone seems to be feeling a bit miserable at the moment, and I'm no exception (WHY SCHEDULE THREE ENGLISH ESSAY DEADLINES FOR THE SAME WEEK, UNIVERSITY, THAT IS JUST STUPID). What I would really, really like you to do, if you're feeling up to it, is write hilarious banter-filled ficsnippets or bizarre crossovers or ridiculous limericks or

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[reipan]

Does it have to be fandomy? Not that I'm complaining about the fandom-ness, it just makes it a bit difficult for anyone who doesn't write much in fandom to contribute.

[rionaleonhart]

...Actually, it doesn't really have to be fandomy. A basketful of kittens, for example, is good for any situation.

[reipan]

Except a driving test, I suppose.

[rionaleonhart]

It depends on the application of the basketful of kittens. If your driving instructor is looking disapproving, you can distract him/her with the basketful of kittens. That's an automatic extra ten points. Or whatever they use to score driving tests. I don't know.

[reipan]

Well, yes, but what if the basket has a lid? A closed lid? And all the kittens are just scrabbling around inside, mewing forlornly and rocking the basket from side to side? Or what if one of them escapes from the basket and runs under your clutch foot? OH GOD, YOU'VE UPSET ME NOW.

[rionaleonhart]

WAY TO RUIN THE ENTRY OF HAPPINESS BEFORE IT HAS EVEN BEGUN. YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON.

[reipan]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOUR DEPRESSION IS INFECTIOUS.