Oh, Come On, Obviously He Had To Show Up On Hallowe'en.
Episodes From Riona's Mind: Oz and James's Inexplicable Hallowe'en Special, Because I Can.
(Shot from inside the motorhome. James is driving.)
Oz: The wines made from it tend to be a little crisper, but you have to be sure that the vines aren't overexposed to the sun, because -
James: Oh, for Christ's sake, Clarke, shut up.
Oz: You're supposed to be learning, James. It's a very fragile grape - it's difficult to grow in California, but -
(LOUD CRUNCH)
James: ...
Oz: ...
(Outside the motorhome:)
Oz: Well, James, this is our first kill of the series. How do you feel?
James: Oh, cock.
Oz: I have to say, I would have expected better driving skills of a motoring journalist.
James: You distracted me! And could you possibly not insult me when I'm trying to cope with just having run someone over? Clarkson was bad enough when I hit that DCI under the Mancunian Way.
Oz: No, wait, he might be alive! He's stirring!
James: ...that's Piers Morgan. I've just hit Piers Morgan with a motorhome.
Oz: Well, at least your friend will thank you for it.
James: Not if he is still alive. I'm never going to get through the auditions for Britain's Got Talent now, am I?
Oz: Morgan? Are you all right? Are you conscious?
Piers Morgan: ...braaaaaaains...
(Shot from inside the motorhome. James is driving.)
Oz: The wines made from it tend to be a little crisper, but you have to be sure that the vines aren't overexposed to the sun, because -
James: Oh, for Christ's sake, Clarke, shut up.
Oz: You're supposed to be learning, James. It's a very fragile grape - it's difficult to grow in California, but -
(LOUD CRUNCH)
James: ...
Oz: ...
(Outside the motorhome:)
Oz: Well, James, this is our first kill of the series. How do you feel?
James: Oh, cock.
Oz: I have to say, I would have expected better driving skills of a motoring journalist.
James: You distracted me! And could you possibly not insult me when I'm trying to cope with just having run someone over? Clarkson was bad enough when I hit that DCI under the Mancunian Way.
Oz: No, wait, he might be alive! He's stirring!
James: ...that's Piers Morgan. I've just hit Piers Morgan with a motorhome.
Oz: Well, at least your friend will thank you for it.
James: Not if he is still alive. I'm never going to get through the auditions for Britain's Got Talent now, am I?
Oz: Morgan? Are you all right? Are you conscious?
Piers Morgan: ...braaaaaaains...