I'm allergic to my mother-in-law. I'm also apparently allergic at life. Or spring, specifically all the pollen in the air, but I'm willing to expand my hate towards the whole of life.

Thank god for Colbert downloads.

Which reminds me:

Dear Amazing Race contestants,

God doesn't give a flying fuck whether your team wins a million dollars or not. ( Read more... )

The writing gig. I've told before of their ever-changing requirements. I invariably hear about these way too late in the style of "we've had to correct these things so many times now tut tut". Last time they had a complaint it was to lose the headings and keep the length to around 3000 marks. Now they want more headings and length of 2500-2900! Now ( Read more... )

Let's see. It's so cold simply being out hurts. And I have to brave that frigid weather again. My hormones have decided that PMS is all the more awesome if served with zits and a massive herpes outbreak on the eyelid. I've done exactly big fat nothing today thanks to a cold that has stuffed my brain with marshmallow. Oh, and I'm invisible ( Read more... )

Christmas break has so far been much less a vacation than a run-around-like-headless-chicken -time. We've been on the move practically every fricking day. This week I barely made it to work because we were visiting m-i-l and just as we were leaving, the effing clutch breaks! Seriously, our car goes out of commission 30 miles and minutes from home ( Read more... )