Sep 26, 2005 11:36
There's loads of "dating advice" written in godawful stupid books (I don't want to hear a word about Mars and Venus bollocks) and on the internet. But this probably takes the absolute WIN.
Top turn ons for girls:
1. Fix my car. Change oil. Change tires, Fill-up on gas.
2. Move furniture. Carry groceries. Take on other heavy items.
3. Deal with spiders, bugs and other nasty small living shit.
4. Fix computer and other electronics. Set up/install or download software.
5. Fix clogs in my sink, toilet or shower.
Fuck you, you anti-feminist twat. (This writer claims to be a woman.)
If I need my car fixed, I take it to the repair shop. Most modern cars are too complex for everyman to fix anyway! And by the way, I changed the spark plugs with my husband just a week ago. It was not an easy task. As for changing oil and tires, please. Any woman can do that if they have a manual or someone to show the ropes. Filling up gas? Seriously, that is SO NOT rocket science.
Heavy items? I pride myself by carrying heavy shit around. I don't really like being assumed weak just because I'm biologically a woman. Same thing goes for spiders and bugs. Some creep me out, but I wouldn't dream of screaming and climbing tables on sight of a teenytiny mouse.
Computer woes: Again, what am I, a helpless little baby?? How hard is it to click "I agree" and the ensuing "next" boxes to install a program? Bitch please.
As for other gross stuff, I have obviously failed the Mating Game, since my husband is way more squeamish than I am. Hence, I am the one who unclogs the sinks and washes the toilets.
In conclusion: Stop being a woman, you're making all women look stupid.
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