I bought my family a pressie!

Also, I've been watching Top Gear all day. It makes me want to use Britishisms. See: "pressie".

I've been reading House of Leaves and loving it to bits, both the plot and the form. You can read it pretty much straight through if you'd like and I think it would still be excellent, but I'm really enjoying trying to decipher everything and find hidden messages. If you'd rather find out this stuff for yourself, ( skip this cut )

Read this. If you're not absolutely baffled that The Boston Globe would print such idiocy, you're not reading it right.

Nathan Barley just gets funnier and funnier the more I watch it.

My first instinct was to post both of those thoughts as tweets. I've been converted. Good lord.