Memories

Aug 14, 2004 00:36

One time back in the day a friend of mine and me was putting a little cologne on our pants and burning it off. When you are 15 seeing fire on your leg that dosen't hurt you is pretty fresh. While putting some of the cologne on my leg, I spilled the bottle on the crotch of my pants. My friend started cracking the fuck up and FUCKING LIT ME!:(

The whole crotch of my pants goes up in mad flames, I'm running around the room like an asshat and my friend is PUNCHING me in the crotch trying to put it out i guess. After about 30 seconds of running around like an asshole and getting punched in the balls, I remembered "stop drop and roll" from school. So i did that and it put me out.

I had no burns at all on my peepee, but the underside of my beergut had MAD burns all over it. I didn't go to the hospital...I just let it heal like a G. Fuck telling a doctor that story anyway. Still got scars on my belly:(

moral of the story-choose friends wisely.


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