I'm drunk as fuck! Hi!
I'm bored so i'm gonna type stuff.
I went to McDonalds to order 2 double cheeseburgers with no pickle and no onions. The chick at the counter was a fucking bitch. Like, not normal bitchyness but hardcore bitch. I tried to deal, but when she pretty much threw my food on the counter, I called her a bitch. I wasn't mean about it or anything...I'm just like "know what? you're a bitch." real casual like...than i went to go eat my cheeseburgers.
Like 2 min later the manager came to the table and was like "I'm going to have to ask you to leave" and I'm all like "because your cashier is a bitch?" She continued to tell me how I did not handle the matter very well and that I should have asked for her, and still insisted that I leave.
What did i do?
I called her a bitch too and refused to leave. She threatend to call the cops...I stood my ground and did not leave until my cheeseburgers were gone.
I don't know if the cops ever came or not because I only stayed long enough to eat my cheeseburgers. I do feel pretty fucking cool for not leaving. Someone needed to tell those bitches that they were bitches. Might as well fucking be me. It honestly sucks being a guy big enough to feel like you shouldn't have to take any shit from people. It isn't the first time this has happend. I can't go to Burger King anymore either.
That story sucked.
I had to tell it somewhere.
*leaves*