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Heard on my voicemail after work today:

"Hey, Erin. This is Jamal from the United States Army. Give me a call back on my cell, 206-555-5555. This is your lucky day."

Yes.

An overweight, 26-year-old lesbian is exactly what the Army is looking for.

Please to be clicking:
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The view from my front porch at the moment. . 7:00. Friday, April 18th.


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