I Think He's Projecting
We have an interesting power dynamic in my home. After I told my room mate about my first experience whoring:
"That's just great. Now no one will ever believe we're straight."
"What?"
"You're turning down women who're practicly throwing their hoo-haas in your face!"
"Well, what do you want me to do about it?"
"Go back to her."
"WHAT?"
"Go back and pay for some heterosexual, missionary position intercourse."
"I'm not doing that man."
"Of course you wouldn't, HOMO."
All this from the guy who celebrates sunny days by putting on a whole tube of sunblock then laying out in the front yard on a blanket to read a good book while he eats cheese and cracker sandwiches and drinks sherry. That's REAL straight.
"That's just great. Now no one will ever believe we're straight."
"What?"
"You're turning down women who're practicly throwing their hoo-haas in your face!"
"Well, what do you want me to do about it?"
"Go back to her."
"WHAT?"
"Go back and pay for some heterosexual, missionary position intercourse."
"I'm not doing that man."
"Of course you wouldn't, HOMO."
All this from the guy who celebrates sunny days by putting on a whole tube of sunblock then laying out in the front yard on a blanket to read a good book while he eats cheese and cracker sandwiches and drinks sherry. That's REAL straight.