The List of "Things I Will Never Do"

May 20, 2007 22:59

I'm going to go ahead and do something that on the list of "Things I will Never Do" is right below "Combine Ammonia And Bleach" and right above "Share A Drink With A Hooker": I'm going to apologize for not making an update. But there are good reasons why I haven't posted: life's a bitch. Construction, professional juggling, and school have been killing me. And the third season of Lost is winding down. and I's gots ta' watch my stories.

Actually, about a week ago I crossed off another thing on my list of "Things I Will Never Do": I picked up a hooker. Don't worry, I didn't retain her services; I am not crossing out anything on the list of "People I Will Never Do". I thought she was honestly asking for a ride. Turns out, she was asking for a "ride."
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