So Frued Was Right...
My room mate and I do most of our homework to a cd collection of famous piano peices. One night as Moonlight Sonata's lingering solemn notes filled the room I explained my fascination with the peice.
"Whenever this plays I imagine I'm wearing an expensive suit, sitting in a fine chair by a roaring fire in a dark room, holding a glass of brandy, and calmly explaining to the brash young hero how he has fallen into my spider web trap."
"Yeah, I imagine myself hypontized in a ballroom tuxedo dancing with a penguin."
"A penguin?"
"Yeah for some reason it's always a penguin. And it might be because I'm hypontized, but for some reason I love that penguin so much."
"Men in tuxedos are called 'penguins'. It's because of the color and general shape."
"Really? You know that Frued dreamed about birds. It probably was for the same reason. He was into that sicko 'do your mom' stuff."
"Yeah, I'm going to be honest, it was probably something Fruedian, but not about Oedipus complexes."
"Like maybe about how I can get anal retentive?"
"Yeah, something that has do with getting anal."
-When he finally comes out, it's going to be really hard on his girlfriend.
"Whenever this plays I imagine I'm wearing an expensive suit, sitting in a fine chair by a roaring fire in a dark room, holding a glass of brandy, and calmly explaining to the brash young hero how he has fallen into my spider web trap."
"Yeah, I imagine myself hypontized in a ballroom tuxedo dancing with a penguin."
"A penguin?"
"Yeah for some reason it's always a penguin. And it might be because I'm hypontized, but for some reason I love that penguin so much."
"Men in tuxedos are called 'penguins'. It's because of the color and general shape."
"Really? You know that Frued dreamed about birds. It probably was for the same reason. He was into that sicko 'do your mom' stuff."
"Yeah, I'm going to be honest, it was probably something Fruedian, but not about Oedipus complexes."
"Like maybe about how I can get anal retentive?"
"Yeah, something that has do with getting anal."
-When he finally comes out, it's going to be really hard on his girlfriend.