My old car Lady Grey finally died. She was a good, hard working car that served me till her death like a good a woman should. In her place I have bought a much too expensive replacement that has ruined my exemplary finances. It's a Toyota Avalon with an all leather interior, sun roof, and the works. She's pretty, Japanese, expensive, and I could ride her all day, if you know what I mean. I'm naming her my little geisha.
And yes, those were jokes comparing a car to a woman. WHO KNEW IT COULD BE DONE?
Also, for comic loving people who hate the sunday comics:
http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/ It's a daily simplified explanation of the intensly witty and deep comic Marmaduke, the chronicles of the infamous adventures of the mutt who has countless shinanigans that we marvel at and make us love him for. Oh Marmaduke, you can't pay for a pizza with milk bones! You loveable,crazy canine, will you ever learn?
I can only hope not.