my mother and me
"Did you have crackers with your soup?"
"Don't need no stinkin' crackers."
"But you need a well-balanced diet. I would have made you bread."
"Don't need no stinkin' bread."
"I didn't raise you to be a picky eater."
"Lentil soup is good with cheese and lime. Crackers take away the full-bodied lentil-ness of it all."
(silence)
"Do you want some animal crackers or something?"
"Don't need no stinkin' animal crackers."
"Don't need no stinkin' crackers."
"But you need a well-balanced diet. I would have made you bread."
"Don't need no stinkin' bread."
"I didn't raise you to be a picky eater."
"Lentil soup is good with cheese and lime. Crackers take away the full-bodied lentil-ness of it all."
(silence)
"Do you want some animal crackers or something?"
"Don't need no stinkin' animal crackers."