PSA
I have a really bad headache, but I need to say this.
If you smoke, drink or do drugs, I don't really want to be around you. You see, it's all fun now, but let me explain something to you:
It won't be fun when, in 30 years, you die of lung cancer.
It won't be fun when, in 4 years, you die in a car accident that is your own drunken fault.
It won't be fun when, in 3 months, you die in a car accident that you were too stoned to see coming.
But I'll be happy for you. Because when you're dead, you won't be able to see:
Your child die of lung cancer due to second hand smoke.
The other driver be pronounced dead in the ER.
The other car be pulled from the river.
I know, it's fun. And you never smoke that much. You never have more than a glass. You never get that stoned.
Sure.
So do me a favour. Before you get emphysema. Before you hit someone, throw your glass at them. Before you say something that ruins a friendship and you can't even remember it the next day.
And if you don't care about a word I'm saying, because what do I know, I've never tried it? Fuck you. Maybe I'll be at your funeral, but maybe I won't. Maybe I'll be a bit too busy living my life.
It's called a runner's high. Try it sometime.
If you smoke, drink or do drugs, I don't really want to be around you. You see, it's all fun now, but let me explain something to you:
It won't be fun when, in 30 years, you die of lung cancer.
It won't be fun when, in 4 years, you die in a car accident that is your own drunken fault.
It won't be fun when, in 3 months, you die in a car accident that you were too stoned to see coming.
But I'll be happy for you. Because when you're dead, you won't be able to see:
Your child die of lung cancer due to second hand smoke.
The other driver be pronounced dead in the ER.
The other car be pulled from the river.
I know, it's fun. And you never smoke that much. You never have more than a glass. You never get that stoned.
Sure.
So do me a favour. Before you get emphysema. Before you hit someone, throw your glass at them. Before you say something that ruins a friendship and you can't even remember it the next day.
And if you don't care about a word I'm saying, because what do I know, I've never tried it? Fuck you. Maybe I'll be at your funeral, but maybe I won't. Maybe I'll be a bit too busy living my life.
It's called a runner's high. Try it sometime.