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[righteousdame]

Me: Yeah, he apparently isn't a virgin. I was surprised.
Mike: Why were you surprised?
Me: I dno, I kind of just assumed he was.
Mike: So you gave him the benefit of the doubt?
Me: More like... the doubt of the benefit!!
((cue uproarious laughter))

Hahaha. I'm so funny. My stomach hurts.

Er, I suppose that's it. Later everyone.