Jul 26, 2004 15:26
The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: Yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: No. In college most weekends.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: No
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: 4
Do you skip classes? How often?: Sometimes. Depends on the day and week.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: No. If I did I would use protection.
Do you steal?: No
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: No
Do you drool over celebrities?: Not really unless it is certain ones.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Yes
Do you ever watch the News?: Yes
Do you even care about world issues?: Yes
Do you read books often?: No
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: No
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: Yes
Do you smoke cigarettes?: No
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: No
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: Not often.
Do you cuss a lot?: I tend to on occasions.
Are you desperate to fit in?: No
Are you intelligent?: In the middle.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: No
Black eyeliner?: No
Black eyeshadow?: No
Black trenchcoat?: No
Black boots?: No
Black fishnets?: No
Black nail polish?: No
Cigarettes?: No
Heavy metal music?: No
Marilyn Manson?: No
Kittie?: What?
Cradle of Filth?: Neither
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: Frown aka "the face"
Do you like to be seen as: An individual
Are you an intellectual?: Yeah I guess
An atheist?: No
Horrible home life?: No
Hopelessly depressed?: Once in a blue moon
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: No
Self-mutilation?: No
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: No
Big black boots?: No
Mohawk?: Mini Mo
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: No
Loud, confident and opinionated?: 2 out of 3
Wild hair colors?: I want blue hair but it doesn't work in mine
NOFX?: I like them
Rancid?: They're ok
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: No
A: Stands for Anarchy?
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: Who knows?
Do you watch a lot of sports?: No
Play a lot of sports?: Use to
Talk a lot about sports?: No
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: Yes
Are you arrogant?: No
Are you a male or female whore?: female whore
Are you homophobic?: No
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: No
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: No
Boobs = yes?: Yes
Parties = yes?: Yes
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: No
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: No
Have you ever been on a diet?: No
How much did you lose?:
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: No
Make yourself throw up?: No
Make-up?: No
Low-cut tops?: No
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: I dunno an A cup?
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: Oh all the time...NO
Giggle a lot?: No
What's the deal with boys?: They're fun, but some are assholes
Thongs?: A couple.
Pretty bras?: One.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: No
Who's the weaker sex?: Equal
Are you a feminist?: Yes
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: No
How often do you shave your legs?: Once a Month
How about your armpits?: 3 times a week
Are you emotional?: No
Especially when on your period?: No
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality
Independence or Companionship?: Independence
Stability or Freedom?: Freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: Introvert
Popularity or Isolation?: Popularity
Unique or Loved?: Loved
Understood or Individual?: Individual
You or Them?: You