So, uh. This happened.

Mixed with Bad Advice
Wizards of Waverly Place. Alex/Justin. 1,528 words.
Warnings: incest, underage
Notes: Thanks so much to pirateygoodness for the beta help! Set after the WOWP movie.

( The competition to keep their magic had always seemed like this far off thing, something that was going to happen, but not to her, maybe, and now it’s all she can think about these days. )

Deep Space
Skins. Tony/Maxxie/Anwar, 2,366 words, NC-17.
Notes: Set sometime during series 1. Written for the Skins Anonymous Kink Meme.
Prompt: Magic Mushrooms made them do it & have them get strung out on magic mushrooms then have them imagining Aliens make them have sex.

( Tony’s the one to provide the ‘shrooms. He presents them with a flourish and a grin. )

WHAT, I'm on a roll, okay?!

Call her sugar all the time
Vanessa Hudgens/Ashley Tisdale, 548 words, NC-17.
Prompt: Human sundae. Written for We Wanna Party-Party: The V/Tizz Kink Meme.

( They're ridiculously messy by now, but Van doesn't even care. )

Sweetest thing since whenever
Zac Efron/Vanessa Hudgens/Ashley Tisdale, 1,262 words, NC-17.
Notes: For flash_indie. Hope you enjoy it ( Read more... )

Like some kind of demented seal
Skins. Cook/Freddie, PG-13, 2,079 words.
It started off as a bit of a joke, really.
Notes: Set a little before series 3.

( Kim looked like she wasn’t sure whether to be uneasy, or flattered. Cook had that sort of effect on people. )

Whether or Not Anyone is Really at Fault
Verboten Liebe. Judith/Olli/Christian, NC-17, 2004 words.
Notes: Written for trollprincess in the 2008 Yuletide fic exchange.
Judith walks in on Olli and Christian.

( It's not her fault that Christian and Olli assumed she would be gone until much later in the evening, but it is definitely their fault for leaving their door wide open. )

That's a Good Look on You
Flight of the Conchords. Bret & Jemaine, PG, 2,100 words.
Notes: Written for misspamela in the 2008 Yuletide fic exchange.
A story about jealousy, new friends, and tight trousers.

( Murray slid a shiny business card across the top of the desk and Bret and Jemaine both leaned forward to look at it more closely. )

How to hold your ground
Zac Efron/Vanessa Hudgens, 1066 words, PG.
Notes: For lemonsherry. On the set of the first HSM film.
In which Zac does not have a crush.

( Sometimes, Zac imagines all of the possible conversations he could have in a day with various people. )

What is this? Did I actually complete a story?! Oh, the shock. Contained herein: rampant, random vampirism. Story may or may not be pointless. Hoo boy.

Set Back Under Fire
Gabe/William, PG-13, 1,377 words.
He lifts his bottle of beer to his mouth, tipping it back. The liquid burns on the way down, and it's not what he needs. Not what he wants.

( William gives in. )

turn it into glory
by riflethrough & miserylovedme
Cash/Singer, (Ian/Marshall, William/Gabe).
NC-17, 26,571 words.
Notes: Day seven of Seven Days of Singer. This story includes vampires and blood. Set in the same 'verse as the way you burn.

William is quiet for a long time before he steps forward and gently pulls Cash’s hands from his own throat and brushes gentle ( Read more... )