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Nov 03, 2011 12:02

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I do like the horns and the lance.

Everything about this is still wrong. My hair is neither pink, nor blue, and the clothes are ridiculous. I'm also not a woman!

Does she - do I jiggle?

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sandinmyboots November 3 2011, 16:02:40 UTC
....is this one of those Earth fetishes?

[THIS IS NEW.]

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ridingchariots November 3 2011, 16:03:22 UTC
Maybe. I'm more concerned with how I do not look like that.

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sandinmyboots November 3 2011, 16:08:47 UTC
Hmm. Depictions of me aren't always accurate either, but they usually get hair color right. This is unusual indeed!

So, who are the other women you're with? Maybe that holds a clue!

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ridingchariots November 3 2011, 16:11:10 UTC
Various legends of repute, some of which were actually women. Joan of Arc is dressed sensibly even if she happens to have wings here. King Arthur has a pink teddy bear and sparkles.

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croibhristeoir November 3 2011, 16:04:38 UTC
What in the name of--why is she bouncing.

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ridingchariots November 3 2011, 16:05:07 UTC
I have absolutely no idea.

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croibhristeoir November 3 2011, 16:06:27 UTC
...Is that...what people think you look like in this era?!

...That is a nice lance, though.

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ridingchariots November 3 2011, 16:07:07 UTC
I'm going to have to ask my Master about it when he sees it.

I thought you would appreciate it.

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video wasabloodknight November 3 2011, 17:10:56 UTC
... wow.

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video ridingchariots November 3 2011, 17:12:08 UTC
Wow is a very good answer.

[Look at this huge redheaded muscular man without things like breasts. This is not the person on the website.]

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video wasabloodknight November 3 2011, 17:13:16 UTC
I don't think you have to worry about jiggling.

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video ridingchariots November 3 2011, 17:15:33 UTC
I just wonder why that feature was included.

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[action] to_philotimo November 3 2011, 18:09:08 UTC
...Rider, what the hell are you looking at.

[Why are there scantily-clad girls with bouncing tits on the computer he isn't even interested in that sort of thing.]

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[action] ridingchariots November 3 2011, 18:12:32 UTC
This is supposed to be 'Alexander the Great'. It says so.

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[action] to_philotimo November 3 2011, 18:16:43 UTC
Someone's taken a lot of artistic license.

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[action] ridingchariots November 3 2011, 18:17:55 UTC
I don't jiggle.

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glyph_witch November 3 2011, 21:12:59 UTC
....

What is that...

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ridingchariots November 3 2011, 21:25:44 UTC
It moves when you click on it.

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glyph_witch November 3 2011, 21:36:59 UTC
[Well, she can't exactly click, but it does jiggle when her pen touches it.]

Why does it bounce? People in future eras are very strange...

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ridingchariots November 3 2011, 21:49:15 UTC
It's... interesting. But more than very strange.

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