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[ridingchariots]

...

I do like the horns and the lance.

Everything about this is still wrong. My hair is neither pink, nor blue, and the clothes are ridiculous. I'm also not a woman!

Does she - do I jiggle?

Comments

[sandinmyboots]

....is this one of those Earth fetishes?

[THIS IS NEW.]

[ridingchariots]

Maybe. I'm more concerned with how I do not look like that.

[sandinmyboots]

Hmm. Depictions of me aren't always accurate either, but they usually get hair color right. This is unusual indeed!

So, who are the other women you're with? Maybe that holds a clue!

[ridingchariots]

Various legends of repute, some of which were actually women. Joan of Arc is dressed sensibly even if she happens to have wings here. King Arthur has a pink teddy bear and sparkles.

[sandinmyboots]

How bizarre. Is the bear a focus for spellcasting? Why are most of them not clad for battle? Most of those look uncomfortable to wear!

[ridingchariots]

This is all completely bizarre. It seems none of our legends have been preserved very well.

[sandinmyboots]

And it seems like you do "jiggle." Further testing reveals that most of them do. I'd guess that this is some sort of Earth erotic drawing that has little connection to the legends of old.

[ridingchariots]

...Is it flattering that I'm in a modern erotic drawing? But that isn't actually me...

permission to talk about pixiv and ff.net?

[sandinmyboots]

I suspect that if you poke around some more, you could find some of you yourself!

Permission granted!

[ridingchariots]

You think so? I should be much more appealing than... whatever this is, but I don't know modern tastes.

[sandinmyboots]

Try "fanfiction.net", "www.pixiv.net", and "livejournal.com"! And maybe "youtube.com" as well. These have all given me results on myself!

[Even if the community edited them, he still found them.]

[ridingchariots]

Now I have something to occupy myself with today!

[sandinmyboots]

Say something if you find something entertaining, would you?

[ridingchariots]

Of course, I would never keep it a secret.

[sandinmyboots]

Yay! Now, good luck to you!

[ridingchariots]

Where I'm going, I don't need luck.