I am brilliant.
I made Pad Thai! Well, my own attempt at it anyway, with what ingredients I could find. I used a pre-made sauce (which I won't next time), and thin spaghetti noodles instead of rice noodles, with diced carrots, chicken, and green onion, bean sprouts, scrambled egg, and crushed peanuts. And it was delicious! I am on a quest to eliminate pre-packaged food from my life, and this was an excellent start. I do believe my next project will be pesto eggs benedict (I pretty much lived on varying forms of eggs benedict during my time in Canada, and I HATE eggs - but damn if Hollandaise sauce isn't delicious).