[STATIC.

The sound repeatedly goes in and out of focus as San audibly tinkers with her network device.

It all stops abruptly as she hits a button and, lo! She's hit the radio. A song starts playing.]

What in the world is this noise?

[Heavy breathing.]

Who did this? Who is responsible for this? Who brought me here?

[The metallic sound of a blade.]

Answer me!

[Gasp, hesitation.]

... answer me or you’ll feel my blade!

(OOC: Here, have one San in your Misery Square. For maximum WTF effect. Action for people passing by, if you want!)